Did you participate in this year's Jar Wars? No? That's what we thought. Well, participating really payed off for Mr. Outerbridge's Math 11 Challenge class. To celebrate their victory, this Block H class, within seconds, devoured a Dairy Queen cake much like a great white shark devouring a tuna. On Thursday, March 13th, this cake was not lucky enough to live. The individual jars participating in the wars had to be filled with nothing other than pennies or nickels. Any dime, any quarter, any loonie, or any toonie who dared to enter the jars would eliminate points from the specific class containing these horrid pieces of metal. Of course, everyone would sabotage other classes in hopes of winning, themselves. The manipulation involved was so exquisite, so clever that few students escaped the wrath of the genius of others. For example, classes flipped jars to remove any possibility of new threatening coins entering their sanctuary. Mr. Outerbridge also brought in a miniscule jar that barely allowed quarters to pass, saving him from the loss of multiple points. And then, there was Mrs. Reimer who brought in a bag of pennies on the last day as well, making it a close call between the classes. May the jar be with you, SDSS.
...I am your father.
Written by Gabriella Hall and Alex Dannhauer
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