written by: Brooklyn Card
Hi I am a duck. My name is quack quack which is duck for Jamie. As a duck I do duck things. I wonder how many times I can say duck in a sentence, apparently 2 times.
Something weird has happened recently. All the humans have gone away. That means no food, no love, even though I attack people, they are my friends and no making fun of people with Carl.
Dang I really miss bread, and Carl he ran away with a little human thing that took him, AND PROBABLY GAVE HIM ALL THE BREAD!!!! Darn humans. I don't understand their logic, feeding us then leaving, I mean we get attached, man. I don’t understand how they do it, I’m pretty cute for a duck. But that was like a few days ago. Now I’m alone and I’m gonna go on an adventure to find Carl.